50+ funny fish puns, jokes and memes you just have to see

50+ funny fish puns, jokes and memes you just have to see

With funny fish puns, laughter can come in many different ways. If animal jokes crack you up, there are many of them about different species. Though some people might feel offended by some of the fish pun names, the puns are told for fun and laughter. Apart from the puns, many fish memes will make you roll on the floor with laughter.

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A fish pun is always told to create rhyme and make people laugh. It contains jokes about fish considering different meanings of a word for fun. Words that sound alike but with different meanings are utilised in creating humour. Words like a whale and a well, could and cod and many others. We have compiled a list of over 50 funny fish puns and jokes to crack your ribs while you relax.

Fish puns

Puns have always achieved the purpose of rhyme and humour. Some of them here will help you ease off after the day’s stress.

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1. Q: Why do fishes always have bad grades?

A: They are below sea level.

2. Q. Where does an unwell fish go?

A: To see a doctor.

3. Q: Why has the little girl refused to eat the sushi?

A: She thinks it appears fishy.

4. Q: What name do you call a fish that features in a movie?

A. Starfish.

5. Q: What do you teach a fish on its day in school?

A: The point of no return is the end of a fishing hook.

6. Q. What is the best way to communicate with a fish you have not met for a long time?

A: Give it a line.

7. Q: In what way can you tune a fish?

A: Change its scales.

8. Q: A fisherman can not do well as a boxer.

A: He can only throw hooks.

9. Q: What name do you give to a fish that does not subscribe to war?

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A: A pacifisht.

10. Q: What was the shark’s friend’s comment when her boyfriend left her?

A: There is much fish inside the sea.

11. Have you seen a shy fish before?

A: They are too koi.

12. Q: What was the offence of the young fish in class?

A: He was talking to someone over the shell phone.

13. Why do fish dwell at the ocean bottom?

A: They could not finish school; they dropped out.

14. What was the name of the standout artist in the fish band?

A: A bass player.

15. Q: What is the reason the chef gave for quitting his job at the diner?

A: He left because he got an opportunity to fry a bigger fish.

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16. Q: Who won the best employee during the balloon factory employees' award ceremony?

A: The male blowfish.

Funny fish jokes

These jokes are best listened to with friends as the wave from the laughter may pull you down. You need someone to catch you when you get on the floor.

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17. Baby Eddy was searching for bait for fishing in the garden with his mum. He discovered something with many legs and dangled it in front of his mom.

18. Q: Why did Noah put a few fish in the ark?

A: There were just two worms available.

19. Q: What name will you give to a fish who will never keep quite?

A: Big-mouthed bass!

20. Q: What type of song is best suited for those fishing?

A: Catchy song

21. Q: What were you told concerning the fight at the seafood restaurant?

A: Two fish battered themselves!

22. Q: How does a fish move from one location to another place during a golf game?

A: Through a golf carp.

23. Q: Why do you think it is less hard to weigh a fish?

A: Their scales are different from others.

24. An attendant: Boy, did you not look at the sign?

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Boy: I did not come to fish. I want to teach those worms the way to swim.

25. Q: Where is the best vacation destination for goldfish?

A: Around the entire globe.

26. Q: What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?

A: A hook, line and stinker!

27. Q: Does a fish swim in school?

A: Yes, because it cannot trek.

28. Q: Where does a fish save its money?

A: In the riverbank.

29. An American monastery ran into some financial difficulties, and they started a fish and chips business to enable them to get some money. One fateful day, a customer comes and knocks at the door. One of the monks opens the door, and the customer asks him, “Sir, are you the new fish friar?” The monk replied, “no, I am the chip monk.”

Fish jokes

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30. If a fisherman’s hair is due and he needs a nice haircut, he goes to a bobber shop across the street.

31. Just like many people have their favourite musical instruments, a fish has its favourite as the bass drum.

32. Tom Johnny walks into the restaurant and asks for help to reel in the fish. The diner wanted to know what was wrong with fish. The waiter replied, “Sir, long time no sea.”

33. A fish will always choose the “Name That Tuna” show above any other show at any time of the day. It is a trademark.

34. To make a single fisherman happy, find him a gillfriend.

35. I do not understand people who do not like fish puns; they are just kraken me up.

36. A chef in a bustling seafood restaurant had a lox on his plate.

37. Any time you are thinking of a better fish pun, try minnow.

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38. Do not make the mistake of dating a fisherman, because they can only string you with time.

39. The loud-mouthed bass is in a big boatload of a mess since a fisherman caught him.

40. What were you told concerning an illiterate fisherman? He got missing at C.

41. John does not like to make fish puns always, but when he does, he does so just for the halibut.

42. Each time I want to try a new seafood restaurant, I end up getting hooked.

43. When a fish begins to overreact, tell it that it needs to calm down.

44. When a fish runs into the wall, it will simply shout “dam”.

45. Amanda has been in the business of telling more than enough fish puns, and I think it is time for her to scale back.

46. The new school in my area performed a fishing drama last month, and it was a big hit because they had an excellent cast.

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47. When you get a fish currency, turn to the back, and on it is written, "In cod we trust."

48. Only ten tickets can make the octopus smile at any time of the day.

49. Plates of seafood are excellent and healthy because they help to build your mussels.

50. Never try to engage an octopus in a fight because they are always very armed to the teeth.

51. Do you know goldfish are the most expensive and precious fish? A fish with gold.

52. Fish that are involved in organised crime are called Lobsters.

53. A fish will rather go for the Tuna Half Men television show than swim.

54. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you drown is always a fish’s favourite song.

55. The young man who was stranded on the island after much search landed on a net-gain to enable him to start catching fishes.

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56. Q: What do you tell your employee who loves fish?

A. Cod I see you briefly after work at the seafood restaurant?

57. A fish is only free on any day barramundi.

Funny fish memes

58. When you want to show someone how unintelligent they are, the meme is suitable.

59. In as much as this meme is funny, it is equally a life lesson. It shows the importance of hard work.

60. This funny meme depicts two people of the same age caught up in two different agendas of what they love.

Laughter helps us in moments of sorrow to keep our hopes alive. Jokes and puns have played vital roles in achieving that purpose. Fish puns are not just laughter-inducing medicine; they are equally educative. They are beneficial for those who study poetry in school. Whatever mood you find yourself in, these fish memes will you crack up.

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