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Funny text messages to your crush
- If do have a nickel for every person that found me attractive those girls will eventually find me attractive.
- My words are jumbled once i see you.
- I have a spare heart if you want a heart transplant, it’s from my ex because she never use it.
- You know, i hate when i was about to hug someone attractive and i hit the mirror.
- Excuse me, can i have the time? I’d check my watch, but i can’t take my eyes off you.
- How could you do that? (girl – do what?) Look so unbelievably good!
- Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because i’m taken with you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i pass by you again?
- Hi girl, do you happen to have a band-aid? I need one because i was falling for you.
- I’m not a professional photographer, but i can picture us together.
- You’re so beautiful i forgot all of my pick-up lines.
- I think my phone is broken (girl – what’s wrong with it?) For some reason, your number isn’t in it.
- Let’s make a deal, shall we? (girl – what deal?)I’ll give you a kiss and if you don’t like it, you can return it.
- I think you need to buy me a drink(girl – why?) I saw you and dropped my drink immediately.
- Do I look good yet? Or do you need more of this vodka?
- You better take that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the bar on fire.
- I’m really sorry i wasn’t part of your past, can i make it up by being in your future?
- Are you from tennessee? Because you’re the only ten i see.
- I think you are an interior decorator because when you walked in the room was suddenly beautiful and perfect!
- I think you have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that’s just a twinkle…
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- Are we in antartica? Because i just got cold feet seeing your beauty.
- I feel like i’m in the oven because your beauty is sizzling.
- The moment i see you i feel like my life just got a thousand time better.
- Are you a robber? You absolutely stole my heart.
- Have you ever been to another planet? [no.] Wow we have so much in common!
- Stop being hotter! The thermometer is about to burst.
- Hold out your hand to her do you mind holding this for me, i need to go die from your beauty.
- How was heaven when you left it?
- If you are an apple product, your name would be igorgeous
- If our relationship was christmas, i will be the grinch who stole you
- I think you need to see a doctor. [why?] You have beauty all over your face!
- If i do have a dollar for every time someone see me as attractive.. It think i’d have two dollars
- You’re as sweet as a skittle and i want to taste the rainbow
- If grapes make your skin beautiful, i would guess that you have been living in a vineyard
- I think i broke my ribs falling for you
- You make me blind from your shining beauty
- Excuse me maam, you must be lost. Because heaven is up there, not down here
- I didn’t know angels could fly so low
- Where is your wings? Because i was sure you are an angel
- You make me speechless the moment i saw you
- I think i am going to tell the government that you are smoking hot and is the main cause of global warming
- Hi i am han, full name is handsome. You must be beautiful! Nice to meet you!
- Is there an airport? Or is it just my heart taking off?
- I must be a snowflake because i am falling for you.
- Can you give me the direction? [ to where?] To your beautiful heart.
- Do you have a map? I think i just got lost in your eyes.
- Is this nighttime? Because i just saw stars in your eyes.
- Most people want to see the olympics because it only happens once every 4 years. But truly, i think it is better to talk to you because the chance of meeting you is really once in a lifetime.
- If i have a sun for every time you shine on my day, i’d be melting from the heat.
- I think michelangelo painted you because you are perfection.
- If being beautiful is a crime, you would be guilty as hell.
- Does it hurt falling from heaven?
- Have you ever been arrested? [No.] Are you sure? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
- Babe, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. [Why would you need it?] Because, I just fell over and injured myself when I saw you!
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