120+ funny text messages for her to send and make her laugh

120+ funny text messages for her to send and make her laugh

Are you still trying to figure out hilarious things to say to her? Finding the right words can be challenging. If you have a female crush, a girlfriend, or a wife and would like to bring a smile to her face, use these funny text messages for her.

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Humour plays a significant role in numerous relationships, including romantic ones, friendships, and even colleagueship. People generally love to be around someone who can make them smile and laugh.

What are some funny text messages for her?

Humour improves communication between loved ones. The most romantic ones are wordplays, puns, and exaggerated praises. Look no further for perfect funny text for her. Below are hilarious messages that make ladies smile from ear to ear.

Funny text messages for wife

Texting is a great way to connect with your spouse. Add humour to your messages to make her smile as she reads them. Below are some funny jokes to make a wife laugh through text:

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  • I've missed you for the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, and 86400 seconds.
  • I love you more than pizza…and I really, really love pizza.
  • If you were a vegetable, you know what you'd be? A cute-cumber.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • I'm not a photographer, but I still picture you and me together…in bed.
  • I heard that a kiss can burn 6.4 calories per minute. You wanna workout?
  • You make me smile. I'm also super horny, but that's not the point.
  • Without you, I am like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces and ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
  • I'm not going to lie; we go together like Nutella and a spoon. I'm the Nutella.
  • If you kiss me, I'm not responsible for what happens next.
  • I felt a little off today, but you turned me on.
  • I can't decide what I want more, food or you? Food…no! You… Maybe food on you!
  • I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mailman told me to get it out of the mailbox.
  • I'm not going to lie; you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I've watched way too much Netflix.

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Flirty and funny text messages for your girlfriend make the conversation flow smoothly. Humour is always a good idea to initiate communication when she is upset. Find jokes to make her laugh from this list:

  • Can you move out of your house and live in my heart? Rent is free.
  • It seems you are hot enough to melt the ice of my heart.
  • Your father must be a mobster because you are the bomb.
  • Have you ever been to Alaska? Oh, me neither. We are so much alike!
  • I look at your photo and think: "It seems like my girlfriend is a new Miss Universe."
  • If you were a smartphone, you would be called iGorgeous X.
  • I'm so hungry every time I see a cutie pie like you.
  • I had a dream in which you kissed me. This dream was prophetic, right?
  • I need to look in my passport now because your beauty has deprived me of my memory, and I even forgot my name.
  • All my thermometers go wild when I look at you. This is because you are too hot, my baby.
  • I look at your photos and understand that my dream is to be your mirror so I can look at your beauty daily.
  • I look at your photo and think, "Girl, why didn't you tell me that you are a supermodel?"
  • You are so bright in this photo, like a fragrant flower, and I am a bee!
  • You must be a professional thief because you manage to steal my heart repeatedly.
  • Well, for the next date, I need to find a lifebuoy to protect myself from drowning in the depths of your eyes.
  • I listen to the radio, and I find it surprising that every love song is about you.
  • We are a wonderful couple; I am a sweet tooth - you are candy.
  • Your kind smile heals me. So I am not afraid to get sick now because you are my medicine.
  • I was lucky to find the treasure I had dreamt about my entire life. I understand this when I look at you; I will keep this treasure and never give it to the bank.
  • Once, in a dream, I saw a goddess; it was so surprising. And now I look at your photo and guess that it was you. Hope to see you again in the next dream.
  • Let me be your doctor, honey. I prescribe bed rest because your hotness is dangerous to you and me.

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Jokes to make a girl laugh over text

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If you wondered how to make a girl long for your chatting moments, start conversations with this brilliant collection of jokes to make her laugh over text:

  • Am I handsome enough yet, or do you need one more beer bottle?
  • Will you give me a kiss or do I have to lie in my diary?
  • Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
  • Did it hurt when you landed? You must have fallen from heaven, right?
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He woke up.
  • Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
  • Do you feel guilty about global warming? Because your hotness is melting the ice caps.
  • Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
  • Do you know the tingly feeling one gets when falling in love? That feeling is all their common sense leaving their body.
  • Do you want to hear a joke about a construction site? Never mind, I'm still working on it!
  • Girl, give me my heart back because you stole it when I first laid eyes on you.
  • Girl, you are like dandruff because I cannot get you out of my head.
  • Guess what I am wearing tonight? The smile you gave me when we first met.
  • Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
  • Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu; You get what you deserve.
  • Hello princess, can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise to give it back.
  • Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.
  • I don't think you were meant to stay on earth because you're an angel sent from heaven.

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Funny guys have a certain charm most girls cannot resist. Who wants to be with someone who is always serious anyway? Find funny SMS to impress a girl from this list:

  • I could not hold back my stares, so I am planning on walking up to you to have a better look.
  • I don't play chess, but you're my queen.
  • I hope you know how to perform CPR because you take my breath away!
  • I know staring at people for too long is considered rude. So, I wanted to ask for your permission to stare at you.
  • I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
  • I only miss you once, and that is when I breathe.
  • I only want to see you only on days that end with you.
  • I saw some people searching for beauty, not knowing all the beauty was given to you.
  • I think my phone is broken because, for some reason, I cannot see your number on it.
  • I think you are one of the leading causes of global warming because you are smoking hot.
  • My love for you is like dividing by zero; it cannot be defined.
  • I'm not a professional photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Is it hot in here, or are you just raising the temperature?
  • It looks like you dropped something, my jaw!
  • It must be illegal to look that good.
  • My phone isn't working well. Would you put your number in it so it can function again?
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I think I'm Pauline in love with you.
  • Somebody call UNEP. I just discovered why the earth is so hot.
  • The only thing your eyes have not told me is your name.
  • There are 20 angels in the world. 11 are playing, eight are asleep, and one is in front of me.

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Make her laugh text messages, puns, and wordplay

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The more times a man tries to be funny, the more times a woman laughs. Use witty wordplay to create jokes when you are around her. Look for a perfect funny text to make her laugh from these hilarious puns:

  • I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
  • What does the ghost call his true love? My ghoul-friend.
  • When God made you, he must have been showing off.
  • Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side
  • Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice!
  • Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed
  • Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
  • Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef? He'll eventually dessert you!
  • What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!
  • What did one man say to the other while eating a clownfish? Well, this tastes a bit funny.
  • What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
  • They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?
  • What did the little boat say to the yacht? Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
  • What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? "I've got a crutch on you."
  • What do runners eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
  • What do you call a factory that only markets passable products? A satisfactory!
  • What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse.
  • What do you call someone with a rubber toe? Roberto.
  • What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts!
  • Why are volcanos so nice? They lava you.

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Ladies love men who are both funny and sensible. Are you looking for a simple funny SMS to impress a girl? Choose funny texts to send your girlfriend from this list:

  • If you were Christmas, I would be the Grinch who stole you.
  • Lately, I have been getting wrinkles from smiling so much.
  • Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten, I see!
  • I want to acquire you the way Meta acquired Instagram. I love you!
  • I got my friend a fridge for her birthday. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
  • If you are cute, you can call me baby. If you are nice, you can call me sweetie. But if you are hot, you can call me tonight!
  • I hate when I am about to hug someone extremely stunning, and then my face hits the mirror.
  • I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality, and your gorgeous, magnificent, unbelievable looks are just a big bonus.
  • If I got a star for every time you brightened my day, I would have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Hey, my dear, let us be part of the perfect crime. You steal my heart, and I steal yours.
  • How does Moses make tea? He brews it.
  • I am attracted to you so much that scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  • I cannot take my eyes off you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I will quickly look away and act as though nothing happened.
  • My doctors said that I could never have an arrhythmia. But talking to you proves them wrong.
  • My job is secure. Nobody else wants it.
  • Love is like p*eing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
  • My mother tells me that when I was a little kid, I cried a lot. I realized today it was because I was missing you.
  • I may annoy you, and you may even want to kill me. I give you permission, but on one condition, do not shoot me in the heart because that's where you are!
  • I'm not a gambler, but I've just given my heart and my mind permission to bet that I will never stop loving you.
  • Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to borrow a pen so that I can see you. Only to realize that I am holding a pen.

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How to make girlfriend laugh while chatting

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Women want funny men, and men want women who laugh at their jokes. Some men do not have comic characters. It is fine if you are one of them, and you do not have to try so hard to find a word to make her laugh. Find a funny text to send a girl from this list:

  • You are so beautiful; you made me forget my pickup line.
  • You are the reason Santa Claus even has a naughty list.
  • You had better direct that beauty to somewhere else, or else I'll lose my mind.
  • Do you know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
  • You must go and see a doctor, girl! Because you have beauty all over your face!
  • Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!
  • My life without you is like a beautiful vase waiting to be filled with a flower called you.
  • Never laugh at your significant other's choices because you happen to be one of them.
  • Princess, will you stop getting any hotter? You are killing the poor thermometer!
  • Roses are red; violets are blue; I have no idea how that joke ends.
  • The brain is the most impressive organ in our whole body. From the day you are born, it works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, right up until you fall in love.
  • The doctor told me that I have a healthy heart, but for some reason, it skips a beat whenever I see you.
  • There is just something about you. I have not figured out what it is yet. Do you know what it is?
  • They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless!
  • Wait a minute. Why did it take you so long to enter my life? I'm angry.
  • Was that an earthquake, or did you just shake my world?
  • Was your dad a baker? Because you have got a nice set of buns.
  • Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  • Why do men often fall in love at first sight? Because doing so saves them a lot of money.
  • You are in my heart, mind, and entire body. In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!

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How to make her laugh over text?

  • Use funny emojis.
  • Send her short videos.
  • Use GIFs.
  • Text a random fact or detail of your day.
  • Text her a silly pickup line.

How do I stop being a dry texter?

Dry texting means replying to messages with short answers and taking too long to reply to an SMS. If you are doing these things unintentionally, you are a dry texter. You can get rid of this habit by replying to messages as soon as you can.

Start texting her first, remember details of your previous conversations and bring them up, ask her questions, use a sentence instead of one-word replies like "Yes," "Nope," or "Ok," and GIFs, memes, and emojis to your text to express emotions.

How do you text a laugh?

You can express laughter via text using GIFs, memes, and emojis. You can also use abbreviations like LOL (laugh out loud), ROFL (rolling on the floor laughing), LMAO (laughing my apples off), and teehee (hehe).

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How do you become a fun loving person?

You cannot make someone you love happy if you are not a fun loving person. The best way to become a happy man for your lady is to take care of your mental health, go with her on adventures, and live in the moment.

Are you looking for perfect funny text messages for her to laugh? This guide has everything you need, from messages for the occasional laugh to those meant to make her fall in love with you.

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