Funny text messages to make her laugh

Funny text messages to make her laugh

Are you looking for funny text messages for her? This is your chance to get top ideas to make her laugh for a long time! Become a man that makes her mood positive she won’t forget you all day long!

Funny text messages

Funny text messages to your crush

  • If do have a nickel for every person that found me attractive those girls will eventually find me attractive.
  • My words are jumbled once i see you.
  • I have a spare heart if you want a heart transplant, it’s from my ex because she never use it.
  • You know, i hate when i was about to hug someone attractive and i hit the mirror.
  • Excuse me, can i have the time? I’d check my watch, but i can’t take my eyes off you.
  • How could you do that? (girl – do what?) Look so unbelievably good!
  • Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because i’m taken with you.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i pass by you again?
  • Hi girl, do you happen to have a band-aid? I need one because i was falling for you.
  • I’m not a professional photographer, but i can picture us together.
  • You’re so beautiful i forgot all of my pick-up lines.
  • I think my phone is broken (girl – what’s wrong with it?) For some reason, your number isn’t in it.
  • Let’s make a deal, shall we? (girl – what deal?)I’ll give you a kiss and if you don’t like it, you can return it.
  • I think you need to buy me a drink(girl – why?) I saw you and dropped my drink immediately.
  • Do I look good yet? Or do you need more of this vodka?
  • You better take that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the bar on fire.
  • I’m really sorry i wasn’t part of your past, can i make it up by being in your future?
  • Are you from tennessee? Because you’re the only ten i see.
  • I think you are an interior decorator because when you walked in the room was suddenly beautiful and perfect!
  • I think you have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that’s just a twinkle…
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  • Are we in antartica? Because i just got cold feet seeing your beauty.
  • I feel like i’m in the oven because your beauty is sizzling.
  • The moment i see you i feel like my life just got a thousand time better.
  • Are you a robber? You absolutely stole my heart.
  • Have you ever been to another planet? [no.] Wow we have so much in common!
  • Stop being hotter! The thermometer is about to burst.
  • Hold out your hand to her do you mind holding this for me, i need to go die from your beauty.
  • How was heaven when you left it?
  • If you are an apple product, your name would be igorgeous
  • If our relationship was christmas, i will be the grinch who stole you
  • I think you need to see a doctor. [why?] You have beauty all over your face!
  • If i do have a dollar for every time someone see me as attractive.. It think i’d have two dollars
  • You’re as sweet as a skittle and i want to taste the rainbow
  • If grapes make your skin beautiful, i would guess that you have been living in a vineyard
  • I think i broke my ribs falling for you
  • You make me blind from your shining beauty
  • Excuse me maam, you must be lost. Because heaven is up there, not down here
  • I didn’t know angels could fly so low
  • Where is your wings? Because i was sure you are an angel
  • You make me speechless the moment i saw you
  • I think i am going to tell the government that you are smoking hot and is the main cause of global warming
  • Hi i am han, full name is handsome. You must be beautiful! Nice to meet you!
  • Is there an airport? Or is it just my heart taking off?
  • I must be a snowflake because i am falling for you.
  • Can you give me the direction? [ to where?] To your beautiful heart.
messages to make her laugh
  • Do you have a map? I think i just got lost in your eyes.
  • Is this nighttime? Because i just saw stars in your eyes.
  • Most people want to see the olympics because it only happens once every 4 years. But truly, i think it is better to talk to you because the chance of meeting you is really once in a lifetime.
  • If i have a sun for every time you shine on my day, i’d be melting from the heat.
  • I think michelangelo painted you because you are perfection.
  • If being beautiful is a crime, you would be guilty as hell.
  • Does it hurt falling from heaven?
  • Have you ever been arrested? [No.] Are you sure? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
  • Babe, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. [Why would you need it?] Because, I just fell over and injured myself when I saw you!

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