Clever Facebook statuses: top 77

Clever Facebook statuses: top 77

Do you want to show that you are pretty intelligent? Use clever Facebook status! We have the biggest list here! Save it and change your status every day! Everyone will love visiting your page to read something smart.

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Facebook statuses about life

  • Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  • Welcome to your 40s. You are no longer the target audience for anything cool.
  • Arguing with a fool proves there are two.
  • The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend
  • Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
  • I might as well call you Google, Bcoz you have everything that I am looking for.
  • If we only knew how many times our seemingly clever comment cut straight into the heart of the person with whom we have just spoken, it is we who would bleed.
  • May your life someday be as good as you make it out to be on Facebook.
  • We should love, Not fall in love…Because everything that falls, gets broken….
  • Never criticise someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes…that way you are a mile away and you have their shoes :-)
  • Always try don’t feel fail without try!
  • Hi – I’m the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.
  • We should love, not fall in love… because everything that falls, gets broken…
  • God made every person different, He got tired! by the time he got to China…
  • Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait…
  • You will win when you will not be afraid to admit your failures.
  • says crazy is a relative term. Most of my relatives have it. LOL
  • War doesn’t determine who’s right—it determines who’s left
  • If your glass is always half empty, buy smaller glasses.
  • Life is too short to let someone make you miserable. Remember, someone can only make you unhappy if you give them the power to do so.
  • I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry.
  • People wanna see you doing well but not better than them… remember that!
  • Rules are made to the break!
  • A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk to each other instead of about each other…
  • I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!
  • I love listening to lies when I know the truth.

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  • Never look back unless there’s beautiful guy behind you!
  • If the inventor of copyright had copyrighted his idea, nobody would be able to use copyright.
  • Everyone is looking for a strong person, nobody needs a clever one.
  • Don’t think about tomorrow, Think about the now!
  • I can make your gf scream louder than you can.
  • If being #Hot is a #Crime = ARREST ME!
  • No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug
  • My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.
  • You can kill your attraction to anyone by watching them chew.
  • Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
  • I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!
  • Warning, its not safe to talk to me at the moment..
  • Types something clever to get people to like my status :)
  • Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray… but it’s there.
  • All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!
  • Relationships are like yard sales, are great fun few hundred feet away, but realize that it is just a bunch of junk that is not necessary.
  • I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.
  • I’m paying my taxes with a smile, but they wrote me back saying they want cash.
  • Sometimes it’s better to be alone so that nobody hurts you.
  • When you have a good imagination, you can make up all the facts you want!
  • Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.
  • Hell is a never-ending Instagram account of a girl who just got a new boyfriend.
  • I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
  • If she’s not there when you go to bed, then use your every waking second to write her a love letter to bring her back beside you..
  • Speak only when you feel that your words are better that your silence..
  • When love is real, it doesn’t lie, cheat, pretend, hurt you or make you feel unwanted. It’s supposed to be a cure to all your worries.

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  • I am not the moon orbiting around your planet; I am the sun that will burn through your frozen mind.
  • I always listen to people when they’re angry cause that’s when the truth comes out.
  • When wrong people leave your life, the right things start happening…
  • Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
  • Walking is men best medicine…
  • Never hate people who are jealous of you but respect their jealousy because they are the one who think that you are better than them…..
  • Don’t give up the beginning is always hardest…
  • A real relaionship has fights, trust, faith, tears, pain, arguments , patience, secrets, jealousy and love…
  • Cute lines by a girl who fell in love: “He stole my heart & I’m planning to take a revenge… I’m going to steal his last name…!!!
  • No one is perfect that is why understanding is so important…
  • Be someone else’s sunshine. Be the reason someone smiles today….
  • Real confidence comes from knowing and accepting yourself – your strengths and your limitations in contrast to depending on affirmaion from others..
  • Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
  • A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
  • Failure is simply and opprotunity to begin again, this time more intelligently..

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  • The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
  • The worst decision you can make is simply no decision at all..
  • Stay positive some of your best days haven’t happened yet :)
  • Knowledge is having the right answer. intelligence is asking the right question…
  • The fears we don’t face become our limits..
  • Life is better when you’re laughing…
  • Do not expect this to be easy you have to work for the best things in life..
  • If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
  • I want a real relationship, not a Facebook one…

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