Have you heard of something that is so bad that it is actually not bad? Well, a good number of anti jokes are so unfunny that they are funny. While it may be difficult to understand, the contradiction is what makes the whole affair funny. Of course, you have to say it right for it to crack anyone up.
Anti jokes, if well-articulated, can be a source of great humour. Consider a few of these jokes when trying to sound terribly funny. Jokes can go wrong but if they are really bad, they can actually be funny. You do not have to worry so much about telling a wrong joke. Make sure you are confident when telling it and you will have a lot of people laughing.
Antijokes that will actually crack you up
Sometimes you do not have to try too hard, a well said anti joke works just fine. Here are examples. Make sure you say the joke with sass if you want it to be delivered as it should, otherwise, it would be an ordinary statement.
- What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh!
- What do you call a black man on the moon? Aaaah, an a*s-traunat.
- What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
- I still remember what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, ''Hey, I have already figured out how I could kick this bucket.''
- Why couldn't the dinosaur break through the brick wall? Why? I don't know, I am asking you the question.
- A man walked into a bar, his alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.
- I like my coffee like my women, without a pen*is.
- Why didn't Jesus play hockey? Because baseball and soccer are more popular in Mexico.
- What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
- What do you call a dog without legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
- I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places he told me "Don't go to those places anymore"
- A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse incapable of understanding human speech promptly sh***s on the floor and leaves.
- I spent all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me
- How do you kill an introvert? You starve him to death by putting a stranger in his kitchen.
- An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man arrive early to a small concert. they sit in the front row and chat. The setup director is on the stage, and he asks the four men if they can see him alright. "yes""oui""si""ja"
- What do you call a Spanish dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus mex. What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't like superman? Tyrannosaurus lex. What do you call a cyborg dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus techs. What do you call a cereal-eating dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus chex. What do you call a dinosaur's curse? A tyrannosaurus hex and finally, what does a dinosaur do during mating season? Tyrannosaurus s*x. I regret nothing
Best anti jokes
The most important thing about anti-jokes is not even the joke itself but rather the delivery. When said right, people who listen may be rolling on the floor with laughter because of how much you cracked them up. Check out the collection of the best anti humor jokes below to get a few that you can practise with.
- What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!
- Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
- What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A steak out!
- What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs!
- Where did the computer go dancing? The disc-o!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired!
- I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
- What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny!
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
- Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
- What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
- I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Funny anti jokes
Remember that the trick with anti-humor jokes is that recipients are expecting some intelligent punch line that will have them lighten up as they laugh at your brilliant creativity, but you hit them with a stupid line that it is impossible not to laugh. The fact that your audience will be caught by surprise and have to deal with the unexpected is what makes these jokes even more interesting. Here are the funniest and stupidest jokes of all time. You can actually never go wrong with these.
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but its flag is a big plus!
- What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? “Oh sheet!”
- It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad. It’s a faux pa.
- Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
- Which hand is is better to write with? Neither! It’s best to write with a pen!
- I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise.
- Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs? ‘Cause the cow’s got the udder!
- What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? “Robin, get in the car.”
- Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
- What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield? Its bu*t.
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
- What did one French man say to another? I have no idea; I don’t speak French.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
- What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? “Where’s my tractor?”
- A priest, a monk and a rabbi walk into a bar. They all get a drink because bars in America are legally required to serve people of all religions.
- Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless!
- Why was the broom late? It never swept!
- What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!
- What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff!
- What do you call a mountain of cats? A meow-tain!
- What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork-chop!
The above-mentioned anti jokes are great. Just remember that before you settle for the perfect anti joke, make sure you are able to deliver it appropriately. Nothing is as bad as delivering a dry joke.